We did the back half of LFR tonight and got in there, got to spine. We realized then that one of our “healers” was dpsing rather than healing. Another healer DC’d and never came back and I think a third one died. We had like 3 amals get killed without exploding because dps wouldn’t stop [...]
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The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen in LFR
Posted in Epic Dumb, Pugging, Tanking on February 17, 2012 | 5 Comments »
How NOT to Treat a Tank
Posted in Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb, Pugging, Tanking, Ugly Pug, World of Warcraft, tagged Tanking on November 30, 2011 | 11 Comments »
I’ve been sick the last few days… sick enough that I didn’t log onto WoW till late in the day. I felt like crap so I decided to queue as dps for VP… that way in case I did have to make a sudden exit/afk I’d be less of a hindrance to the group or [...]
Why Guildies Kick People And Bring in Guildies
Posted in Cataclysm, Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb on January 19, 2011 | 8 Comments »
Yesterday I was sitting and leveling my shaman and on vent hanging out with guildies. They were doing a regular random and got Grim Batol [2 enh shaman and a holy priest] with 2 pugs – a boomkin and a dk tank from different servers. The dk tank was doing the now normal run into [...]
Lessons from Lowbie LFD or how to get on your healers bad side.
Posted in Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb on November 3, 2010 | 8 Comments »
1. Never watch your healer’s mana. And then whine at them if you die. Bonus points if you give them a long speech about how it’s their responsibility to let you know when they need mana, despite you not reading party chat. 2. Post meters and make fun of your disc priest for doing 36 [...]
Many Random Things…
Posted in 4.0.1, Achievements, Alts, Death Knight, Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb, Holidays, ILOVEMYGUILD, Patch Day, Random, Tanking on October 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Had a few interesting things go on this week. LICH KING: First off, we got the Lich King down to 30%. We’re making progress every week and we can all taste it so badly it’s not funny. Right now the second transition phase throws us off balance. And whoever gets taken into the sword seems [...]
Dear Blizzard,
Posted in Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb, Ugly Pug on September 26, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Please stop giving Askevar2 Halls of Reflections every time I queue nowadays… I mean seriously? Back to back queuing for a random nets HHoR both times? She needs nothing out of the instance and I’m sick and tired of dealing with the stupid that goes on in there. My usual 2 wipe without progress limit [...]
I Belong in the Bee Pit…
Posted in Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb, Ugly Pug on September 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »
I queued for a random this morning, got put in H-HoL, an annoying instance to be fair. I could see trouble immediately. The tank was blue-geared and the healer was a paladin with 42k mana… And the dps [other than I] were sporting uber-titles. This is naturally, a recipe for disaster. Especially when as the [...]
That is the Risk You Run…
Posted in Alts, Epic Dumb, Questing on September 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
I was in Icecrown, working on some quests with my hunter to finish up Northrend Loremaster. All of a sudden, I get an NPCscan ding… Putridius is active. I fly over and find a spot to ambush him where I won’t have to deal with other mobs. I see no one around. He is untagged [...]
Operation Gnomeregan Bug
Posted in Achievements, Epic Dumb, Patch Day on September 8, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Since no one in game can be bothered to listen to directions or prevent Mekkatorque from bugging, here’s a basic explanation here so you don’t make the mistake. When Mekkatorque gets to the front entrance of Gnomer, stay with him or behind him… Let the bad evil troggs and such come hit him. If you [...]
Malygos Stupid Awards of the week:
Posted in Dumb Pugs, Epic Dumb, Ugly Pug on August 22, 2010 | 6 Comments »
Grand Prize: Apparently there is a hunter on my server who will go into pugs and will demand multiple buffs from pallies in them or he threatens to leave and then does. He demanded that my paladin give him both kings and might. Now I was the only pally and he wasn’t asking for drums. [...]