No, I can’t give you food until level 38.
No, I can’t buff int until level 58.
No, I can’t spell steal until level 70.
No, I can’t teleport yet… I get my first self port at level 24.
No, I can’t decurse until level 30.
No, I can’t time warp until level 85.
No, I don’t have an aoe yet – I get arcane explosion at level 22 and blizzard at 52.
No, I’m not lying about not having above things yet.
This alt MAY be more trouble than it’s worth…